Pleasurists #39

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #38? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #40? Submit it here before Sunday August 2nd at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Glass Dildos Galore! Deadline: July 31, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. PDT.


• Tantus Giveaway! Deadline: August 8th at 11:59 pm PDT.


• Steal our Blog and win $100 Deadline: August 28th.


• Hello Kitty Vibe photo contest Deadline: September 1, 2009.

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• JimmyJane Form 6 by Joan Price



What makes a vibrator worth $185? Granted, that’s a lot of money for a vibrator. The Jimmyjane Form 6 Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrating Massager is a luxury item, a sexy gift for the sensual woman in your life (maybe yourself!), and it gives a lot back for that price.




Editor’s Note: As I was informed of in the additional message when this review was submitted: “Joan Price’s blog celebrates sex after 60. Her reviews reflect the perspective of sex-positive seniors and elders.” How could I not highlight a great review and a blog whose subject matter is wonderful albeit somewhat unusual to see?

Vibrators

• Gallant by Beautiful Dreamer


• Boss Lady by Ms M.


• Waterproof Rabbit by Bad Bad Girl


• Fantasy Fire by Laurel


• Ideal & G-Plus by Beautiful Dreamer


• Emotional Bliss Womolia Heat by Sexorcism


• King of Victory by Amorous Rocker


• Icegasm by Domina Doll


• Siena Symphony by Bad Bad Girl


• Icegasm Kit by Adriana


• Womolia by Coy Pink


• FemBlossom by Domina Doll

Dildos

• Tantus Curve by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


• Mr. Bendy by Marla Singer St. Syr


• Ride On by Beautiful Dreamer


• Mr. Bendy by Holden


• Cherries Jubilee by Sexorcism


• Tantus Delta by Beautiful Dreamer


• Tantus Goliath by Alpine Subdreams


• Fun Factory Marble Magnum by Sleeping Dreamer


• Raspberry Chunk by Beautiful Dreamer


• RubyGlass21 Princess by Sexorcism

Anal Toys

• Ryder by Beautiful Dreamer


• Aluminum Mini by Carrie Ann


• Pop Plugs by Sexorcism

Toys for Cocks

• Tantus Stroker by Epiphora

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Babeland Body Massage Cube by Marla Singer St. Syr


• Boy Butter by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• JimmyJane Beyond by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Classic Erotica Sensual Products by Domina Doll

BDSM/Fetish

• Japanese Drip Candles by Marla Singer St. Syr


• Over-the-Door Cuffs by Athena Bradford


• Tantus Silicone Cock Gag by Alpine Subdreams


• Ruff Doggie Styles Serpent’s Tongue Whip by Sleeping Dreamer

Adult Books

• Down and Dirty Sex Secrets by The Duchess


• The Human Pony by Alpine Subdreams


• Best Lesbian Erotica 2009 by Essin’ Em

Adult Movies/Porn

• Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men by Champagne and Benzedrine


• At Your Service by The Porn Librarian


• Taboo by FrzKey


• Big Abner by The Porn Librarian


• Belladonna’s Toy Box – Disc 1 by J.D. Bauchery


• Stood Up by FrzKey


• This Aint Star Trek XXX by Domina Doll


• The Opening of Misty Beethoven by Sexorcism

Storage

• FYN Adult Toybox by Marla Singer St. Syr


• Just In Case by Beautiful Dreamer

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Scoop & Wedge by Beautiful Dreamer


• Liberator Escape by Essin’ Em


• Liberator Ramp/Wedge Combo by Bad Bad Girl

Miscellaneous

• Bijoux Indiscrets Regard Indiscret by Beautiful Dreamer


• Commando Harness by Ansley Agnello


• Silky Sheets (Vanilla Fields) by True Pleasures


• Bend Over Beginner Kit by Miss KissThis

About the Duchess...

Image Courtesy of: http://tizona.wordpress.com/2008/04/09/for-swinish-top-ten-most-erotic-bums/

So this blog has turned into something unexpected.

Once upon a time about 9 months ago I signed up for the "intimate" section of lavalife. I wanted to meet people and explore my sexuality. I met one person twice and didn't pursue it.

But I discovered that I liked writing erotica. It was challenging and different and liberating.

So this blog has turned into a combination of erotic fantasy, reminiscences, and product reviews. I also have plans to write the odd theoretical/intellectual post about some things that have been on my mind lately. Porn vs erotica, "slut" and "whore" as terms of endearment etc. I have, you know...thoughts.

Something I wanted to point out though - I occasionally feel badly because I know some of my posts have created some confusion since some are real, and some are fantasy. You wanna know the difference? Look in the labels. Is there a name there? (Such as Flynn, or Jacques or Bunny Ears) If so, then it's a real person. If not, it's probably fantasy.

I also want to thank those of you who have been reading since the beginning. This blog has frequently teetered on the verge of an identity crisis. And so many of you have stayed with me offering your wonderful words. I can't tell you how much it means to me.

As you may or may not know- I have a whole other blog. It's a more traditional one that will include photos of myself and ramble on about my life. It's fairly well established, yet gets a fraction of the traffic that I get here. Sex sells ya know?

But this blog and the erotic writing community? It's exactly that: a community. I feel closer to a lot of you than I do to those who have been reading my other blog for years. Thank you so much for that. It was a completely unexpected side-effect of this project that really just started on a lark, and has quite possibly become the love of my life.

Anyhow, I know that I don't write nearly enough personal posts in my own voice, so I thought that I would just put it out there that I do cherish all of you, and appreciate it so much that you take the time to visit my little corner of the erotic-verse.

And for those of you who do take the time to send me naughty messages? Please do keep it up- I love them all!

Down and Dirty

I've had some positively stimulating days and nights courtesy of Drew the past few days. That man is insatiable!

And once again he brought a woman with him. Shocking! But Tristan? She was really worth it.
Brilliant and articulate. Experimental and direct. What more can you ask for in a woman?

You see Tristan wrote an absolutely titillating book called "Down and Dirty Sex Secrets." And it was a fantastic read.

To be honest, when Drew, of the oh-so-fabulous Eden Fantasys sent me this book, I was a little apprehensive. I was expecting something along the lines of a Cosmo article. You know the ones they publish every month: "What he REALLY wants but won't tell you - Cosmo knows!" or something like that? Every month the same thing, condescending and unoriginal.

This book? I was totally taken aback with how impressed I was. Not only is it intelligently written (i.e. not talking to you like you're a teenager) it actually acknowledged the way things really are, and not one of the questions that I had running through my head was ignored.

For example? I'm not so much a fan of anal. I know it can be fab- but my one experience with it was less than stellar. So the thought of analingus was completely unappealing in a ew-that's-icky-poo! kinda way. She actually took the time to address the fecal matter situation and how to do it and what to expect. Hmm.

The book starts out in a very logical way- explaining about our boy and girl parts with diagrams. But she's brief and to the point about it. Not clinical, but using correct terminology. And then she moves on in a logical way. From erogenous zones to communication to oral sex/hand jobs to toys, G-spot stimulation, anal, role-playing, fantasy, erotica and finishing with BDSM.

She writes like you're having a conversation with her. She gives tips on how to do things better, and acknowledges where problems may lie. And not all of it is just plain common sense. My favourite example? She presents a scenario in the "Fantasy" chapter about a man who wants a threesome with another woman and his partner isn't into it. She offers options available to you to compromise, and I now have something that I would like to do: go to a strip club with a partner and let him watch while I get a lap dance etc from one of the girls there.

And the BDSM section? I admit - I knew about Doms & subs, but had never heard about tops and bottoms before. And she presented all the different scenarios where one may be a top sometimes, a bottom at others and a "switch" even at other times.

This book? I loved it.

When you're done over at Eden Fantasys in the adult toy section why don't you hop on over to the book section and add it to your order? I promise you won't regret it. I doubt there's any one of us who wouldn't get at least something out of this book.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

And the Winner Is...

The winner of the Hydro Bunny Pearl Vibe from our fabulous sponsors over at Fantasy Emporium??

The winner came via twitter: Jack Hoff! (hehe)

If you're reading this Jack - please email me at peacocksandbutterflies@gmail.com and we'll set you up with your prize!

Thanks everyone!

Juliette

First off, some administrative business: Have you entered my vibrator contest yet? Don't forget that it closes at midnight on Friday!!


I love men. The hardness of their bodies. Their ability to overpower me simply with their size. The roughness of their hands. The fact that they aren't delicate or fragile.

But occasionally? I've encountered women who have sparked something in me. A curiosity. A willingness to try something different. A primal sensuality that makes me want to reach out and touch them. To explore them and be explored.

It's only occurred once or maybe twice in my life. But when it has happened, it's been powerful and completely unexpected.

Her name was Juliette and I only met her once. We really didn't even speak that much - but there was something about her. The thoughts that I found running through my head about her were shockingly unprecedented. To this day I've never even kissed a woman.

Juliette was lovely. Dark hair, big eyes and sensuous curves. She was clever and funny, and soft and kind of dreamy. I don't even have a clear picture of her in my head anymore- just a warm memory of how she made me feel.

I wonder what would have happened if we had ever found ourselves alone together? Would she have been open to the idea? I even longed to tell her what she was doing to me. Had we known each other even slightly, I probably would have.

For the first time I found myself staring at another woman's lips wondering what they tasted like. How would it feel to have her tongue on my mouth. Would it be any different. I imagined it would be softer, more gentle. But why? I know that my own carnal urges can get the best of me - and gentle is not typically what I look for.

And her breasts...they were perfect. Ample and perky and tempting. I do find men's nipples to often be disappointing. To suck on a woman's breasts...to bite her nipples the way I like mine to be...I could imagine that first experience lasting for hours.

I know that she was straight. She had dated someone that I vaguely knew. How would that affect the experience? Would we be able to overcome the shyness? The hesitation? Or would our curiosity and openness make us all the more willing to experiment? Nothing off-limits because it was all so new and forbidden for both of us? Testing the waters to their limits to find out what we liked and what was the most arousing?

I wasn’t shy about exploring my own body. I knew very well what turned me on and how the female anatomy worked. Women are so much more…complicated than men in so many ways. So much more cerebral when it comes to sex. So much more challenging to stimulate.

I found myself wondering what her buttons were. Would she allow me the leisure to suckle her breasts? To kiss and caress her? To simply lie together in a state of partial undress- exploring?

How long would it take before our reluctance and hesitation melted away in a wave of desire? Had she ever experimented, I wonder? I has friends who at least had made out with girlfriends in their wild university years. I had never had that opportunity arise, but I found myself increasingly un-opposed to the concept.

To lie together and just touch was nothing short of an intoxicating dream. To feel the soft wetness of her tongue on my earlobe, my neck, my collarbone. Her hands caressing my breasts, running her nails down my ribs; tickling my thighs. My breath catches in my throat just thinking about it.

How shocking would it be to feel her breasts pressed up against mine? Her nipples running down my stomach – her tongue licking my inner thigh, moving slowly upwards.

I could picture running my fingers through her hair – luxuriating in the silky softness. What would be it be like to feel that hair all over me? On my stomach, my legs, my back…

Certainly like nothing I had ever experienced with any of the men in my life…

Who would be the aggressor when we found that we wanted to go further? How erotic would it be to undress another woman completely? To pull her panties down over her hips, and feel her nails brush against me as she returned the favour…I can imagine the entire scene as through a haze – in a delicate mist of surreal delirium.

I could envision us naked. Entwined together. Passionately kissing and rubbing our bodies against each other – taking our time getting accustomed to the feel. So similar, yet completely unexplored. The same softness, and the same need and arousal.

But there my imagination stops. I’ve never been with a woman, nor have I ever really tried to envision what it would be like. As much as she affected me, I still find it impossible to carry on with the fantasy.

Perhaps I need the actual physical contact to continue? Or perhaps it was simply a one-time anomaly? A passing illusion of heat – when in reality my desires actually run elsewhere. Perhaps I’ll never know for sure.

The Door Shut Behind...

The door shut behind me and I sighed with relief. After months of erotic writing I found that I still had certain areas that I was shy about. I could walk into a sex shop and chat up everyone there without blushing - but a drug store? It still made me uncomfortable.

Perhaps if the cashiers weren't always teenagers I wouldn't care. But when I find a 16 year old boy ringing through my condoms and lube- it just makes me want to get out of there as quickly as possible. Silly really that I would even give a passing thought to imaginary adolescent snickering - the thought of it just annoyed me more than anything.

The other night I made my first lube purchase. Surprising at my age that it wouldn't have come up as necessary before now. I guess I don't have too many issues with moisture.

I found that it became a necessity once I began doing product reviews. When was simply using my toys because they were fun and I was in the mood it wasn't a problem. But when I began to encounter deadlines - well the playtime became a bit less leisurely and more of a demand. And sometimes? I just haven't been in the mood- which made the review that much harder to do.

Lube seemed a simply solution, although I was fully aware that I was doing things a bit backwards. Just because I could now insert the toy with ease didn't mean that my mindset was in anyway improved. A valuable lesson here boys: with women, it's much more about the mind than it is about the body.

One does have to be aroused to enjoy the toy (and the experience). Playing with the toy does not make you aroused. It just doesn't work that way.

Anyhow...

One thing that I hadn't counted on - which definitely did NOT assist in the arousal experience? How positively frigid the lube would turn out to be. Chemicals or not, the next time I don't have a willing partner to assist? I'm going for the warming kind - what a shock to the system!

Toy companies? Paying attention? That'll be my next request...

Want to join in on some more group action? Here are some others telling you about what happened when the door shut behind them...


Hubman
Sheba
Ms Scarlett
Veronica
Enchanted Mistress
Petal
Aurore
Danimo
Lolita
Topaz
Ronjazz
Autumn
Britni
Library Vixen
Eden's Dragon
Submissively Me
Kimberly
Barefoot Dreamer

Pleasurists & Linky to Vibe Give-away!

Via photokonkurs.com

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #36? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #38? Submit it here before Sunday July 19th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Get Some Balls! Deadline: July 17th at 11:59 pm PDT


• Who wants a free vibrator?? Deadline: Friday, July 17 at midnight


• Hello Kitty Vibe photo contest Deadline: September 1, 2009.

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Outlaw Leather’s The Fix by Beautiful Dreamer



It also works very nicely for when he has already came multiple times and I still want more- I strap this on him, set him in a chair, and fuck myself silly. He enjoys watching me get off, I enjoy the intimacy I still feel by being connected to him, and I have my blissful orgasms.




Editor’s Note: Not only is this a wonderful review, as always, from Beautiful Dreamer, but just recently my girlfriend and I were remarking how we needed to try a thigh harness and so of course there was not one but two thigh harness reviews in this week’s list, gotta love when things like that happen. I hadn’t seen The Fix before, and it’s a gorgeous product worthy of this great review.

Vibrators

• Serenity Pink by Mystyfi


• AcuVibe Mini by Coy Pink


• LELO Iris by Sexorcism


• AcuVibe Mini by Miss KissThis


• High Intensity Bullet by Red

Dildos

• JimmyJane Form 6 by CarrieAnn


• Tantus Acute by Backseat Boohoo


• Marcos Banderas Uncut by Jess


• Twisted Crank by Shay


• Chaos by CarrieAnn


• Cyclone by Beautiful Dreamer


• Red Glitter Fantasy Cock by Mystyfi


• E-glass Screamer by Eliot Bodem


• Triple-X Galaxy Dichroic Glass Dildo by Carnivalesq


• Tantus Echo by Epiphora

Anal Toys

• Awkward Yet Electrifying by Sleeping Dreamer


• Ophoria Rapture #5 by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Fun Factory Bootie by Miss KissThis


• LELO Bob by Jake Holden

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Wish Vanilla Sugar Pheromone Massage Candle by True Pleasures


• Astroglide X Silicone Lubricant by That Toy Chick


• Smooches Delicious Body Dust by Jessie M

BDSM/Fetish

• Luxury Silk Bondage Sashes by Beautiful Dreamer


• Burning Angel’s Alternative Bondage Tape by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Aslan Leather’s Jaguar Restraints by Beautiful Dreamer

Adult Books/Games

• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns by Thursday’s Child

Adult Movies/Porn

• Das Haus der Schlafenden Schönen by Backseat Boohoo


• Michael Lucas’ Auditions Volume 4 by The Porn Librarian


• Steal Runway by FrzKey


• Girls Kissing Girls 3 – Make Up, Makeout Sessions by J.D. Bauchery


• Tommy Gunn’s Point Blank P.O.V. by The Porn Librarian


• Queen and Slave by FrzKey


• Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels by Backseat Boohoo


• Champion by Epiphora

Lingerie

• Lycra Inductrial Net Backseam Pantyhose by Ginger Leigh


• Bra & Skirted Thong by Beautiful Dreamer

Miscellaneous

• Mr. Limpy – small by Jess


• Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner by Carnivalesq


• The Amazing Hot Heart Massager by Jessie M


• Thigh Harness by Essin’ Em


• Commando Harness by Jess

Who Wants a Free Vibrator??

So my darling Kathy over at Fantasy Emporium was kind enough to send me this beautifully girly toy to try out. Isn't she a dear?

And guess what? Someone gets to win a whole new one of their very own too!

Here are the deets:

Administrative:

The Hydro Bunny Pearl Vibe takes 4 AAA batteries, and on the whole is pretty quiet.
There are actually 3 areas of stimulation - a rotating head, rotating pearls inside and a clit stimulator.
The direction of the rotating pearls can be reversed, and the clit stimulator can be set to either high or low.

The OK:

The buttons are a bit touchy- they needed a bit of encouragement to work the first time I tried it out. The second night I had no problems with them at all, so perhaps it just needed a day or so to warm up to me.

The super sexy:
The clit stimulator is pretty strong, and the shaft is definitely penetratable and thrustable.
There are also little studs all over the shaft for some extra stimulation. *Purr*

The editorial:
There is a LOT going on with this sex toy. Rotating head, moving pearls, vibrating clit, studs. It's like they took the best of every toy and included it in this one.

I however am a lightweight. I've mentioned this before with other reviews. I found the toy to be big - and I definitely needed some additional lube to "encourage" the head in. It's absolutely not for the faint of heart. But I can see how it would be awesome for someone who (unlike yours truly) hasn't gone a few months without any sex.

Overall? I give it 3.5 stars out of 5. And I'm definitely going to keep working with it to open myself up a bit more- because this toy is worth a little extra effort.

So who wants one???

Here's how you can enter:
1. Tweet about the contest, and then send me the link to the tweet in the comments, or simply include and @ to me in the tweet..
2. Blog about the contest, and send me the link to the post in the comments.
3. (My personal favourite - cause I'm nosy this way) Go to the Fantasy Emporium site and tell me which sex toy there you would LOVE to try/own.

Every entry gives you one more chance to win, and feel free to do each one multiple times!

I'm even going to run this for a bit longer than my last contest - you have until Friday, July 17 at midnight to enter.

Sex Shopping

Yesterday I was on a mission. I was (and still am) sick, and all I wanted to do was get home - slip into something WAY more comfortable than my little work dress and review one of my latest toys.

Sounded like a perfectly dreamy Friday night- relaxing and stimulating all at once.

On the way home I stopped at my local sex shop. I'd decided that with my influx of new toys, I should have a proper cleaner for them. I've considered asking some of the companies that I review for, to include some in the shipment- but I am nothing if not professional, and decided that it would be tacky to do so. I can spring for my own cleaner.

I walked into an empty shop and was greeted by a different woman behind the counter than I was accustomed to. As it turns out, she was the owner - an older woman who was much more business-like and less sensual than the younger woman who I had assumed was the owner until then.

She asked what she could help me with, and I asked for cleaner. "For toys?" I laughed a little as I realized that I was surrounded by a rainbow of lingerie, and the toy section was fairly tiny in comparison. "Yes, for toys." "I don't sell any," she replied.

I was visibly surprised and deflated at this news. I didn't relish the thought of having to pay shipping to order some online, and was mentally trying to figure out where the other sex shops were in town. This was the one that made me the most comfortable. I liked the vibe there, as it was extremely female-oriented and empowering and just kind of relaxed. Well, normally anyhow- at that moment I really was missing the young Miss Sensuality who was generally behind the counter.

The woman went on to explain why she didn't sell cleaner, and why I didn't need it. My ears perked up as I realized that what I had been doing all along was just fine, and I needn't dip into my shoe fund for something as mundane as toy cleaner.

Apparently ladies (and gentlemen) all you need is very hot water and a good simple soap. She was very quick to point out that the soap should not be one that moisturized or softened your hands. If it had lanolin in it - that shouldn't be used. She emphasized that the cleaner tends to not wash completely away, so it is always on the toys.

OK, duly noted. She then pointed out that she also doesn't offer lubes/oils that have heating agents in it. For the same reason that she won't sell the cleaners - because of the chemicals. Although I mentally snickered because it seems that I had a hippie sex shop owner (and really, it makes sense that she would be - free love and flower power) I could see her point. Do I really want to be putting chemicals all up into my pink parts? It seems a reasonable thing to avoid.

So ladies and gents it seems that this is the moral: sex toy cleaner - a frill that you can do without. But the heatable lube? I don't know, I've still always been kind of tempted to try it...just once or twice wouldn't kill me, would it?

Sugasm # 169

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #170? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Clothespin Communion
“Surrender to the sensation.”

Remembering the Pain
“And it really was that bad.”

Short And Sweet
“Why don’t you turn over”

Sugasm Editor
Fetish Fridays: Financial Submission

Editor’s Choice
Belonging

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Absence
Evey Can Haz?
The Ghost of Sex Toys Past (Part One of Three)
“Boy, Girl, or In-between?” Princess Frida’s Fabulous Talk, and My Thoughts
“Work” Confession #297

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Busty beauty Jenny McClain
Flash Spanking Videos
Leighton Meester Sex Tape
Pearls
Thrashed on their bared buttocks
Waiting for Tonight

Sex Humor
Fat Sex and Why It’s Good

BDSM & Fetish
Don’t Have Mercy on Me, Baby
Formalities, and, on second thought, greetings
The Going Away Present
He gave them pain like balm, and they begged him for it
High School Bully Part 3
Home Alone?
Mollena Williams added to 100 Divas
A Night In Bondage
Under instruction
The war of the sexes

Sex Poetry
At the movies….

News, Reviews & Interviews
The Independent lists “the ten best sex toys.” I fly into a rage.
Take Me Out to the Sapphic Sex Romp
Vibratex Pandora
The Wily Old Crocodile: An Interview with Eosuchus

Sex Advice
Anal Sex for Beginners
New At Sex Is Magazine: Foods That Enhance Your Sex Drive
Q&A with Dr.Ruthie - Asking for Better Sex
Starting At The Bottom: An Intro to Anal Play, Part 2

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Amber gives me a blowjob..in person!
From Behind
Its Morning…(The Last Time)
Just fucking.
A Matter of Taste
May i feel said he
New Man at the Lesbos Palace
The Problem with Thongs
The Raise
Randy: the new big cock
Stranger Fuck & Plough
Whore, Adulteress, Sinner
You can leave your hat on

Pleasurists #36

by Massimo Innocenti

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #35? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #37? Submit it here before Sunday July 12th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Birthday Giveaway! Deadline: Monday July 13th at noon Pacific Time.


• Hello Kitty Vibe photo contest Deadline: September 1, 2009.

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Striptease Kit by Kara Sutra

Vibrators

• Studded Tongue Twister by The Duchess


• AcuVibe Mini by Beautiful Dreamer


• Lovemoiselle Cecile by CarrieAnn


• LELO Iris by Thursday’s Child


• Remote Vibrating Thong by The Duchess


• Fun Factory Gallant by CarrieAnn


• AcuVibe Mini by Miss Mia


• Hello Kitty Vibe by Athena Bradford


• Orion Bottle Rocket by Dangerous Lilly


• LELO Iris by Essin’ Em


• Earth Angel by Carnivalesq


• LELO Gigi and Iris by HavingMyCake


• Slicone Intimate Diver by Adriana


• Lovemoiselle Cecile by Exploring Intimacy

Dildos

• Randy by Sinclair Sexsmith


• Lovemoiselle Noemie by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Savanna’s Spiral Wrapped G-spot Wonder by Amorous Rocker


• Glo Smooth by Baby Sinead

Anal Toys

• Tantus Ryder by Sexorcism


• Tantus A-Bomb by Scott


• Romp by Epiphora


• Alumina Pace by Epiphora

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Deep Throat Cup by Baby Sinead


• Zeus Vibrating Cockring by True Pleasures


• Hannah Harper Authentic Love Doll by Red

BDSM/Fetish

• 36 Inch Spreader Bar by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


• Sport Cuffs by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Rubber Ball Gag by Domina Doll

Adult Books/Games

• Opening Up by Essin’ Em

Adult Movies/Porn

• Fuck Me in the Bathroom #3 by Beautiful Dreamer


• Sugar High Glitter City by Nadia West


• The Art of Sex by J.D. Bauchery


• Rivals Volume 2 by The Porn Librarian


• Peters by FrzKey


• Not Bewitched XXX by J.D. Bauchery


• In Praise of Indecency by The Porn Librarian


• Butch Boi Lansing Raw by J.D. Bauchery


• Afrodite Superstar by Thursday’s Child


• Nina Hartley Private Sessions #11 by Lady Wolfdreams

Lingerie

• Cocktail Party Collar and Cuffs by Red

Storage

• Just in Case Condom Compact II by Wilhelmina Wang


• For Your Nymphomation Bigfoot Case by Red

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Fascinator Throe – Microfiber by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


• Liberator Wedge & Ramp Combo by Sarah Estrella


• Liberator Black Label Scoop by Thursday’s Child


• Liberator Black Label Wedge/Ramp Combo by Dangerous Lilly


• Sexercise Me System by Red

Miscellaneous

• La Femme by Sleeping Dreamer

Contest Winner!

Hello darlings!

I just realized that I haven't announced the winner of my fantastic Kama Sutra Yearbook give-away.

My darling Aurore of Dangerous Liaisons is the winner!!

Wondering how I chose?
Random.org is a fabulous site- I entered everyone's names in based on the number of entries they qualified for, it generated a random list, and voila - # 1 (Aurore) was the winner!

Stay tuned my lovelies- as another give-away is coming up shortly!

From Behind

He came up behind me and began fondling my breasts. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck and the roughness of his hands through my blouse.

He grabbed my hips and pulled me back into him – his pelvis rubbed against my ass and I could feel the evidence of his arousal through the layers of our clothing.

He was content for the moment to simply rub up against me – reveling in the sensation of closeness – drawing out each moment like a taste of fine wine – each exquisite sip demanding to be savoured and enjoyed. It would be a sin not to really; and there was so much other sinning to be done that night.

His hands began moving again – exploring each curve and movement of my form with agonizing slowness and thoroughness.

He began murmuring in my ear. Telling me how sexy I was, how much I turn him on, how he would like to fuck me, but that he was going to make me beg for it. I closed my eyes and sighed with contentment and warmth. Though his words weren’t particularly original or poetic, they still reverberated through me. Making me feel desired and sensual.

I arched my back against him, encouraging him to focus more time and caresses to my now protruding breasts. I do love to have my nipples played with. As if on cue, he began to unbutton my blouse and let it drop to the floor.

His breath on my back caused me to shiver with delicious anticipation. His rough hands reached into my bra to pinch my nipples, which had become increasingly hard and sensitive – the slightest touch eliciting jolts of heat between my legs.

I could hear each article of clothing teasingly fall away. First his tie, which has tantalizingly tickled my legs with before letting it drop. Then his jacket. And then he unbuttoned his shirt with agonizing slowness. I think I could hear each button as it was released, and then finally it too was removed.

He ran his nails up and down my ribs. A gesture both tickling and gentle - almost incongruent with the carnal violation that we both knew was forthcoming. With the other hand he unclipped my bra and threw it with more than a little drama across the room. He pressed his chest against my back and blew into my ear- creating shivers, and an involuntary arching of my back against his torso.

I sensed him backing away slightly, and then felt the unexpected wetness of his tongue trailing up my spine. His hands gripped my hips and clutched me closer to him. I could feel the bulge of his cock – pulsing, straining, willing me to worship and crave it. He rubbed it against my ass- teasing me with what was sure to come.

I reached back to rub his cock- to take some measure of control in the scenario, but he was having none of it. He reached down for his tie, pushed my hands out in front of me and tied them at the wrists. The feeling of utter helplessness and imminent violation was almost unbearable. I could feel my panties becoming increasingly wet by the second and my breath had turned into lust-filled pants. I was completely his slave. His will commanded exactly how far, how hot, and how rough things would get.

I wanted him to consume me. To pull my hair, and bite me and slam himself into me. To take me as his possession. To be used. To perform each carnal act with utter abandon and loss of control. To treat me as a toy whose entire raison d’etre was for the commission of his enjoyment.

I heard the soft slip of his pants easing down his legs. He yanked down my skirt with an abrupt motion and I gasped as I felt his nails scrape lightly down my thighs. Tiny little tell-tale marks of passion, too soon faded.

Only the barest wisp of fabric separated us. Thin sheaths of cotton and lace prevented the consummation of our quickening desire. His enlarged cock pressed against me – torturing me with its taunting presence. An inconsequential slip of material rubbing up against me with mischief – denying me the pleasure of being overtaken and consumed by him.

I was caught- agonizingly suspended in an eternal state of lust-filled anticipation. My cunt dripping, nipples hard, my entire body feverish and shaking. He had absolute command of me, and he teased me by appearing to care more about the journey than reaching the destination.

Finally he acquiesced to my silent plea. He slipped my little lace nothing down over my hips and I impatiently kicked them away. He had already finished stripping himself – and continued his delicious teasing of my ass with his penis, rubbing it up and down the crack.

His hand reached between my legs and rubbed my clit softly – but even the slightest touch caused waves of heat to wash over me.

He gently ran his fingers through my hair, then roughly pulled my head back. I nearly came with pleasure in that moment – it was the definition of sublime bliss. To have my hair pulled; to be handled and taken was all I wanted.

He pushed my head down so I was bent over, and pulled my ass closer to him. He was no longer interested in the journey- it seemed we had arrived.

I felt him plunge into me hard and fast. He gripped my hips bruisingly adding to my delirium. He slammed into me without apology or remorse. No doubt the next day my body would be covered in breathtaking reminders of his possession of me.

My head and breasts rocked back and forth in time to my moans and his thrusting. Pure carnal fucking was the only way to describe the experience. No tenderness or romance. No intimate eye contact sharing an erotic moment.

In fact we hadn’t looked at each other or kissed the entire time. He simply took from me what I was more than willing to give. I was his living, breathing toy. And he used me until we were both spent.

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